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The Money-Back Guarantee

This post is simple but guarantees to make your life better.  I promise.

You, too, can find intense happiness and personal freedom with just a few simple steps.

What you’ll need in order to find eternal bliss:

  • coarse scouring pad or sponge
  • household cleaner (the kind you don’t want to inhale for fear that it’s melting your insides)
  • rubber gloves

Steps to happiness:

  1. Plug kitchen sink.
  2. Pour 1/2 cup of household cleaner into sink.
  3. Top up with hot water and let sit for ten minutes (for the sake of your children’s brains, turn on your stove fan and open the windows).
  4. Wearing rubber gloves and using the coarse side of a cleaning sponge or a scouring pad, rub away all that nasty brown-ness that you didn’t even realize was there until it was gone.

Let’s put the “stainless” back into stainless steel, baby.

You can thank me later.

Domestically Yours,

Natasha Kay

Discussion

2 thoughts on “The Money-Back Guarantee

  1. Sounds like my adventures in cleaning up the cafe at the hotel.

    Unfortunately I’m the only one who is adventurous enough to take the initiative.

    PS…see this?
    http://www.timescolonist.com/entertainment/Victoria+radio+broadcaster+moving+dial/3072052/story.html

    *S*

    Posted by Shannon | May 26, 2010, 10:02 pm
  2. It’s because we are a special breed, my dear friend! 🙂

    And thanks for the link – that’s awesome for Sara! What a well-deserved honor.

    Posted by Natasha Kay | May 27, 2010, 5:44 am

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